London has Southern Baptists?!
Can anyone list the five different bodily fluids?
Does earwax count?
Wait, I forgot snot – could go in place of spooge, seeing as that is a guys-only thing…
Also, sick and bile are kind of the same thing. You neglect urine.
Sick is also not always present but bile is – though I think spit is closer to bile. So piss in place of sick then:
3) Blood [Gore]
I fear pus is in there as well, those medievals weren’t squeemish about that shit…
Oh, and gravy.
I Wikki’d ‘body fluids’:
Aqueous humour and vitreous humour
Endolymph and perilymph
Mucus (including nasal drainage and phlegm)
Sebum (skin oil)
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